doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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