My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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