so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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