i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
