If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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