that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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