Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
how can u be prego again
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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