hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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