I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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