i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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