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yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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