At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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