I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
