My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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