as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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