windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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