part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize