Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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