Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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