Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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