Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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