So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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