my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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