Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How external is "for external use only"?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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