adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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