you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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