One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She announced her abortion via fbk
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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