And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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