If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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