i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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