I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
how does that bad decision feel?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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