She is in my trunk
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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