Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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