if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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