Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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