your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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