Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Randomize
