porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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