Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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