when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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