You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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