Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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