What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
