I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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