So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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