We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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