You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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