I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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