would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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