I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
His nipple licking is glorious
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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