She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
