What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Randomize
