shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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