Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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