so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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