gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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